Men Quotes
No matter what, no matter when, no matter who-any man has a chance to sweep any woman off her feet, he just needs the right broom.


The behavior of the male human is very much like that of a male frog. The frog, whenever he feels a trifle amorous, calls to his female by blowing out his dewlap and letting it go with a burp. The female comes hoppity hop hop over to his side and waits eagerly, but by then the male has become so engrossed with the business of blowing his own horn that he's forgotten all about her and she actually has to nudge him several times before he turns to embrace her.

HOST, Way Out, "The Croaker" (1961)

Men are like gum anyway - after you chew they lose their flavor.

ALLY McBEAL, Ally McBeal (1997)

From now on, I am no longer accepting gifts from dead men - they're too hard to return.

WILLIAM BARCLAY "BAT" MASTERSON, Bat Masterson, "Death by Decree" (1960)

All men have something to hide. The brighter the picture, the darker the negative.

RUPERT THORNE, Batman, "Two-Face: Part 1" (1992)

Men! Can't live with them, might as well beat the crap out of them.

HELENA KYLE, Birds of Prey (2002)

Men aren't like us. They're much more fragile and needy. The fact that they think we're the needy ones is a testament to our superiority.

ANGELA MONTENEGRO, Bones, "The Soldier on the Grave" (2006)

Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and they enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs, and that's all you've learned?

XANDER HARRIS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Graduation Day: Part 1" (1999)

Men with your groping and spitting, all groin, no brain, three billion of you passing around the same worn-out urge. Men! With your... Sales!

BUFFY SUMMERS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Restless" (2000)

Sorry, but I'm an old-fashioned gal. I was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies.

BUFFY SUMMERS, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Some Assembly Required" (1997)

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