Money Quotes - page 2

Money is like manure, it's worthless unless you spread it around.


If brains were money, you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee.

DIANE CHAMBERS, Cheers, "Old Flames" (1983)

Money is no measure of a partner's worth.

CHEYENNE BODIE, Cheyenne, "Mustang Trail" (1956)

Rule of Acquisition number 23: Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money.

ULIS, Enterprise, "Acquisition" (2002)

Marrying money can have its perils. Ten or fifteen years down the line, after you've adapted to a lifestyle now totally beyond your means, you can find yourself cast aside, a hollow husk, penniless and crushed.

DR. NILES CRANE, Frasier, "Where There's Smoke, There's Fired" (1996)

Money is made from paper, and paper grows on trees. So, in point of fact, money does grow on trees.

DR. POSSIBLE, Kim Possible, "Bueno Nacho" (2002)

There's an old saying: "Money talks". The only thing I ever heard it say was "Goodbye".

LAWSON RUSSELL, A Murder of Crows (1998)

The concept of "paying through the nose" had always tormented him. How does the money get in the nose in the first place? Once in, is it pulled out by hand, or is a sneeze involved? And who would accept such a transaction?

ADAM SHIPLEY, Alex & Emma (2003)

When money talks, few are deaf.

CHARLIE CHAN, Charlie Chan in Honolulu (1938)

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